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text[number++] = " You're different (than the rest of us). Everyone knows you're the only one You-Know- oh, all right, <i>Voldemort</i>, was frightened of… [Voldemort had powers I will never have] Only because you're too… well… <i>noble</i> to use them.<br /><span>… Minerva McGonagall to Albus Dumbledore</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Surely a sensible person like yourself can call him by his name. All this 'you-know-who' nonsense… for eleven years I have been trying to persuade people to call him by his proper name: Voldemort! It all gets so confusing if we keep saying 'you-know-who.' I have never seen any reason to be frightened of saying Voldemort's name.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to McGonagall</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " It would be enough to turn any boy's head. Famous before he can walk and talk! Can't you see how much better off he'll be, growing up away from all that until he's ready to take it? … They're all the family he has left.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to McGonagall</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " You're a wizard, o' course. And a thumpin' good'un I'd say, once yeh've been trained up a bit. With a mum an' dad like yours, what else would yeh be?<br /><span>…Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Never wondered how you got that mark on yer forehead? That was no ordinary cut. That's what yeh get when a powerful, evil curse touches yeh<br /><span>…Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " You-Know-Who killed your parents… and tried to kill you… but he couldn't… took care o' yer mum an' dad an' yer hourse, even… but it didn't work on you, an' tha's why yer famous… no on ever lived after he decided ter kill 'em, no one except you.<br /><span>…Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Some said he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left in him to die… somethin' about you finished him, Harrry… somethin' that he hadn't counted on.<br /><span>…Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " I don't know how Muggles manage without magic!<br /><span>… Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Stalagmites got an 'm' innit… an' don' ask me questions just now, I think I'm gonna be sick!<br /><span>… Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " You saw what people were like when they saw you… what does he (Malfoy) know… some o' the best I ever saw were the only ones with magic in 'em in  a long line o' Muggles… look at yer mum! Look what she had fer a sister!<br /><span>… Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Better Hufflepuff than Slytherin… there's not a single witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin.  You-Know-Who was one!<br /><span>… Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " You have your mothers eyes… she had a willow wand, for charms… your father had a mahogany wand, for transfiguration… the phoenix whose tail feather is in your wand, gave another feather… just one other… its brother gave you that scar… I think we must expect great things from you, Mr. Potter.<br /><span>… Mr Ollivander to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Everyone starts at the beginning at Hogwarts, you'll be just fine. Just be yerself. I know its hard. Yeh've been singled out, an' that's always hard. But yeh'll have a great time at Hogwarts… I did… still do, 'smatter of fact.<br /><span>… Rubeus Hagrid to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " I'd like to say a few words: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to studentbody</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here!<br /><span> … Albus Dumbledore to studentbody</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.<br /><span>…JKR to readers after Harry and Ron had saved Hermione from the troll.</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " It is Strange how nearsighted being invisible can make you.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Harry- never having known his family, saw them standing around you;. Ron- always overshadowed by his brothers, saw himself standing alone, the best of them; and I, see myself with some thick woolen socks.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " It does not do to dwell on  dreams and forget to live, remember that..<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry Potter</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People <i>will</i> insist on giving me books.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " It was Voldemort who taught me that there is no good or evil… only power… and those too weak to seek it.<br /><span>…Quirrell to Harry Potter about the deepest evil of all</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " To the Flamels death is like going to bed after a very, very long day. <em>After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.</em> You know, the Stone was really not such a wonderful thing.  As much money and life as you could want!  The two things most human beings would choose above all- the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " While you may only have delayed his return to power, it will merely take someone else who is prepared to fight what seems like a loosing battle next time&#151; and he may never return to power.<br /><span>…Albus Dumbledore to Harry about Voldemort</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Voldemort has not gone. He is still out there… looking for another body to share… not being truly alive, he cannot be killed. He left Quirrell to die; he shows just as little mercy to his followers as his enemies.<br /><span>…Albus Dumbledore to Harry about Voldemort</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " The truth… It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.  However, I shall answer your questions unless I have a very good reason not to, in which case I beg you'll forgive me. I shall not, of course, lie.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " If there is one thing that Voldemort doesn't understand, it is love. He didn't understand that love, as powerful as your mother's for you, leaves its own mark… to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will bive us some protection forever.  It is in your very skin… and to someone full of hatred, greed and ambition, it is agony to touch a person marked by something so good.<br /><span>… Albus dumbledore to Harry about his mother</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " They detested each other… because your father did something Snape could never forgive… he saved his life. He worked hard to protect you this year… thinking it would make him and your father even, and he could get back to hating your father's memory in peace…<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry about Snape and his father, James</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " I think he wanted to give me a chance… he knows more or less everything that goes on here… he knew we were going to try and, instead of stopping us, taught us enough to help… it wasn't an accident he let me find out how the mirror worked… almost like he thought I had the right to face Voldemort if I could…<br /><span>… Harry to Ron and Hermione about Dumbledore's deliberately giving them the invisibility cloak</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " This is Voldemort we're talking about… he'd of found out, even if you hadn't of told him… VOLDEMORT!... I've met him and I'm calling him by his name… cheer up, have a chocolate frog…<br /><span>… Harry Potter to a tearful Hagrid who was blaming himself</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Sent owls off ter all yer parents' old school friends, askin' fer photos… knew yeh didn' have any… d'yeh like it?<br /><span>… Rubeus Hagrid to Harry about the photo album he had made</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to the studentbody</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, thanks.<br /><span>… Harry to Draco Malfoy on the Hogwarts express</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Maybe Dumbledore doesn't choose prefects because they've got themselves into a load of dangerous situations… maybe he chooses them for other reasons… Ron must have something you don't.<br />…Harry to himself after not being selected Prefect " ; 
text[number++] = " Said Slytherin… We'll teach just those whose ancestry is Purest, Said Ravenclaw… We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest, said Gryffindor… we'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name, said Hufflepuff… I'll teach the lot and treat them all the same.<br />…The sorting hat in Harry's fifth year. " ; 
text[number++] = " Though condemned I am to split you, still I worry that it's wrong. Though I must fulfill my duty, and must quarter every year, still I wonder whether sorting may not bring the end I fear… our Hogwarts is in danger from external, deadly foes. And we must unite inside her or we'll crumble from within.<br />…Sorting hat to studentbody in Harry's fifth year " ; 
text[number++] = " I'm not giving her the satisfaction of knowing she's got to me.<br />…Harry to Ron Weasley about Umbridge " ; 
text[number++] = " The world isn't (just) split into good people and Death Eaters!<br />…Sirius to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " You're less like your father than I thought. The risk would've been what made it fun for James.<br />…Sirius to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " I didn't know what I was doing half the time, I didn't plan any of it. I just did whatever I could think of, and I nearly always had help… I didn't get through any of that because I was brilliant at DADA, I got through it all because… because help came at the right time, or because I guessed right… but I just blundered through it all. I didn't have a clue what I was doing.<br />… Harry to Ron and Hermione " ; 
text[number++] = " Never known kids like you three fer knowin' more'n yeh oughta, an' I'm not complimentin' yeh, neither. Nosy, some'd call it. Interferin'.<br />…Hagrid to Harry, Ron and Hermione " ; 
text[number++] = " Giants like Karkus… overload 'em with information an' they'll kill yeh jus' to simplify things.<br />… Hagrid to Harry, Ron and Hermione " ; 
text[number++] = " This how it is-- this is why you're not in the Order-- you don't understand-- there are things worth dying for!<br />…Sirius Black to Fred and George Weasley " ; 
text[number++] = " Young people are so infernally convinced they are absolutely right about everything. Has it ever occurred to you, my poor puffed up popinjay, that there might be an excellent reason why the headmaster isn't confiding every tiny detail of his plans to you? … No, like all young people you are quite sure that you alone feel and think, you alone recognize danger, you alone are the only one clever enough to realize what the Dark Lord may be planning.<br />… Phineas Nigellus to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily- weak people in other words- they stand no chance against his powers! He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease, Potter!<br />… Severous Snape to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " Messing up your hair because you think it looks cool to look like you've just got off your broomstick, showing off with that stupid Snitch, walking down corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can-- I'm surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it. You make me SICK.<br />…Lilly Evans to James Potter " ; 
text[number++] = " Of course he (James) was a bit of an idiot…We were all idiots… your father was the best friend I ever had, and he was a good person. A lot of people are idiots at the age of fifteen.  He grew out of it.<br />…Sirius Black to Harry about his father, James " ; 
text[number++] = " Our new headmistress… said that your examination results will reflect upon (her) new regime… however, that is no reason not to do your very best. You have your own futures to think about.<br />…Minerva McGonagall to her transfiguration class " ; 
text[number++] = " This isn't a criticism, Harry! But you do… sort of… I mean… don't you think you've got a bit of a… a… <i>saving people thing?</i><br />… Hermione Granger to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " You've never use an Unforgivable Curse before, have you boy? You need to <i>mean</i> them. Potter! You need to really want to cause pain-- to enjoy it-- righteous anger won't hurt me for long.<br />… Bellatrix Lestrange to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom. Merely taking your life would not satisfy me, I admit… <i>(there is nothing worse than death)</i> You are quite wrong… indeed your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death had always been your greatest weakness.<br />… Albus Dumbledore to Tom Riddle " ; 
text[number++] = " You see, Dumbledore, never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood, wallow in self-pity, stew in their own…<br />… Phineas Nigellus to Albus Dumbledore " ; 
text[number++] = " There is no shame in what you are feeling, Harry. On the contrary… the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength.<br />… Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " You do care! You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.<br />…Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young… and I seem to have forgotten lately…<br />… Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " But I forgot… another old man's mistake… that some wounds run too deep for the healing. I thought Professor Snape could overcome his feelings about your father… I was wrong.<br />…Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " But she (Petunia) took you. She may have taken oiu grudgingly, furiously, unwillingly, bitterly, yet still she took you, and in doing so, she sealed the charm I placed upon you. Your mother's sacrifice made the bond of blood the strongest shield I could give you.<br />…Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " Do you see the flaw in my brilliant plan now? I had fallen into the trap I had forseen… I cared about you too much… I cared more for your happiness than your knowing the truth, more for your peace of mind than my plan, more for your life than the lives that might be lost if the plan failed. In other words, I acted exactly as Voldemort expects we fools who love to act.<br />…Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " …The Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not… <em>and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives…</em><br />… Sybil Trelawney to Albus Dumbledore " ; 
text[number++] = " There is a room in the Department of Mysteries that is kept locked at all times. It contains a force that is at once more wonderful and more terrible than death, than human intelligence, than for4cs of nature. It is also, perhaps, the most mysterious of the many subjects for study that reside there. It is the power held within that room that you possess in such quantities and which Voldemort has not at all. (It) took you to save Sirius… and saved you from possession by Voldemort, because he could not bear to reside in a body so full of the force he detests.<br />…Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " In the end, it mattered not that you could not close your mind.  <em>It was your heart that saved you.</em><br />…Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
text[number++] = " I still feel very sad about it sometimes. But I've still got Dad. And anyway, it's not as though I'll never see Mum again, is it? <i>(it isn't?)</i> Oh, come one. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn't you? In that room, the archway. They were just lurking out of sight, that's all. You heard them.<br />…Luna Lovegood to Harry " ;
text[number++] = " You have never treated Harry as a son (as I asked). He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage you have inflicted upon the unfortunate boy sitting between you.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Vernon and Petunia Dursley</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " And now Harry, <em>let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.</em><br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " It's high time your grandmother learned to be proud of the grandson she's got, rather than the one she thinks she ought to have - particularly after the incident at the ministry.<br /><span>… Minerva McGonagall to Neville Longbottom</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " The Dark Arts are many, varied, ever-changing, and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible.<br /><span>… Severus Snape to the DADA class</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.<br /><span>… Professor Slughorn to his class</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " But as I have already proven to you, I make mistakes like the next man.  In fact, being -- forgive me -- rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " You look worried… This time you enter the Pensieve with me. And even more unusually, with permission.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " It is one of the irritating things about old teachers. I am afraid that they never quite forget their charges' youthful beginnings.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Voldemort</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " Rumors of your doings have reached your old school, Tom.  I should be sorry to believe half of them.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Voldemort</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " You call it 'greatness,' what you have been doing, do you?<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Voldemort</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " The time is long gone when I could frighten you with a burning wardrobe and force you to make repayment for your crimes.  But I wish I could, Tom… I wish I could…<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Voldemort</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " He was in such a hurry to mutilate his own soul, he never paused to understand the incomparable power of a soul that is untarnished and whole<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry about Voldemort</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " The mirror showed you only <em>the way to thwart Voldemort</em> and not immortality or riches. Do you have any idea how few wizards could have seen what you saw?<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry about the Mirror of Erised.</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " You are protected, in short, by your ability to love! The only protection that can possibly work against the lure of power like Voldemort's! In spite of… temptation and suffering… you remain pure of heart, just at you were at eleven when you stared into a mirror that reflected your heart's desire… <em>and it showed you only the way to defeat Voldemort,</em> and not immortality or riches.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span> " ; 
text[number++] = " I see a light in the kitchen.  Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.<br /><span>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry in the Weasley's shed</span> " ;
text[number++] = " To Mackenzie, My beautiful daughter, I dedicate Her ink-and-paper twin<br /><span>… J.K. Rowling in her dedication of the book</span> " ;
text[number++] = " Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps it's brain.<br />… Arthur Weasley to Ginny " ; 
text[number++] = " Its our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.<br />… Albus Dumbledore to Harry " ; 
 
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