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text[number++] = " Whatever you've heard about my greatness is a load of rubbish. I'm not even top of my year at Hogwarts; that's Hermione.<br /><span class='author'>… Harry to Dobby</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Harry Potter must stay where he is safe. He is too great, too good to loose. If Harry Potter goes back to Hogwarts, he will be in mortal danger.<br /><span class='author'>… Dobby to Harry</span>" ; 
text[number++] = " I've got to go back... it's all that's keeping me going... You don't know what it's like here. I don't belong here. I belong in your world - at Hogwarts.<br /><span class='author'>… Harry to Dobby</span>" ;	
text[number++] = " A lot of wizards think it's a waste of time, knowing this sort of Muggle trick, but we feel they're skills worth learning, even if they are a bit slow.<br /><span class='author'>… Fred Weasley to Harry about picking a lock</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Our shed's full of Muggle stuff. Dad takes it apart, put's spells on it, and puts it back to gether again. If he raided our house he'd have to put himself under arrest.<br /><span class='author'>… Fred Weasley to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " I would have thought that you'd be ashamed that a girl of no wizard family beat you in every exam.<br /><span class='author'>… Lucius Malfoy to Draco</span>" ;
text[number++] = " So you don't think I'm a match for Lucius Malfoy.<br /><span class='author'>… Arthur Weasley to Molly Weasley</span>" ;
text[number++] = " We have a different idea of what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.<br /><span class='author'>… Arthur Weasley to Lucius Malfoy</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Yeh should've ignored him, Arthur. Rotten ter the core, the whole family, everyone knows that - no Malfoy's worth listenin' ter - bad blood, that's what it is.<br /><span class='author'>… Hagrid to Arthur Weasley</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.<br /><span class='author'>… Ron Weasley to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me. Any you will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.<br /><span class='author'>… Dumbledore to anyone listening</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps it's brain.<br /><span class='author'>… Arthur Weasley to Ginny</span>" ; 
text[number++] = " Its our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.<br /><span class='author'>… Albus Dumbledore to Harry</span>" ; 
text[number++] = " It's not funny. If you must know, when I was three, Fred turned my teddy bear into a great big filthy spider because I broke his toy broomstick&#8230; You wouldn't like them either if you'd been holding your bear and suddenly it had too many legs and&#8230;.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Ron Weasley to Hermione</span>" ;
text[number++] = " No one wants to upset me! That's a good one! My life was nothing by misery at this place and now people come along ruining my death!.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Moaning Myrtle to Hermione</span>" ;
text[number++] = " It'll be a lot less hassle if you can just knock Malfoy off his broom tomorrow.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Ron Weasley to Harry.</span>" ;
text[number++] = " I never thought I'd see the day that you'd be pursuading us to break rules..<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Ron Weasley to Hermione Granger</span>" ;
text[number++] = " It'll be down to you, Harry, to show them that a Seeker has to have something more than a rich father. Get to that Snitch before Malfoy or die trying, Harry, because we've got to win today, we've got to win..<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Oliver Wood to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " This (pillowcase) is a mark of the house-elf's enslavement, sir. Dobby can only be freed if his masters present him with clothes, sir. The family is careful not to pass Dobby even a sock, sir, for then he would be free to leave their house forever..<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Dobby to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Mostly life has improved for my kind since you triumphed over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named&#8230; It was a new dawn, sir, and Harry Potter shone like a beacon of hope for those of us who thought the Dark days would never end, sir&#8230;.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Dobby to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " I'm not going anywhere! One of my best friends is Muggle-born; she'll be the first in line if the Chamber really has been opened &#151;.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Harry to Dobby</span>" ;
text[number++] = " The question is not <i>who</i> (opened the Chamber of Secrets), the question is <i>how</i>.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Albus Dumbledore to Minerva McGonagall</span>" ;
text[number++] = " So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke yoiur arm… You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you..<br /><span class='author'>… Ron Weasley to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done?<br />You're killing off students, you think it's great fun -<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Peeves to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things can go wrong?<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Ron Weasley to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because <i>she</i> can't feel it! Ten points if you can get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes throug her head! Well, ha, ha, ha! What a lovely game, I <i>don't</i> think!<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Moaning Myrtle to Harry and Ron</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Why not ask Professor Snape to show you how to whip up a Love Potion! And while you're at it, Professor Flitwick knows more about Entrancing Enchantments than any wizard I've ever met, the sly old dog!<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Gilderoy Lockhart to the studentbody</span>" ;
text[number++] = " His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,<br  />His hair is as dark as a blackboard,<br />I wish he was mine, he's really divine,<br />The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Ginny Weasley to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Haven't <i>any</i> of the teachers noticed that the Slytherins are all safe? Isn't it <i>obvious</i> all this stuff's coming from Slytherin? The <i>Heir</i> of Slytherin, the <i>monster</i> of Slytherin - why don't they just chuck all the Slytherin's out?<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Lee Jordan to Gryffindor's</span>" ;
text[number++] = " I'm under a lot of pressure. Got to be seen doing something. It it turns out it wasn't Hagrid, he'll be back and no more said. But I've got to take him. Got to. Wouldn't be doing my duty&#8230; if someone else is caught, you'll be let out with a full apology&#8230;<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Cornelius Fudge to Hagrid</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Hermione'll probably have all the answers when they wake her up! Mind you, she'll go crazy when she finds out we've got exams in three days' time. She hasn't studied. It might be kinder to leaver her where she is till they're over.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Ron Weasley to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " There's just no <i>point</i> talking to a petrified person.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Madame Poppy Pomfrey to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " If I say it myself, Harry, I've always been able to charm the people I needed. So Ginny poured out her soul to me, and her soul happened to be exactly what I wanted.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Tom Riddle to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Haven't I already told you, that killing Mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore? For many months now, my new target has been - <i>you.</i><br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Tom Riddle to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I had become the greatest sorcerer in the world!<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Tom Riddle to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " This is what Dumbledore sends his defender! A songbird and an old hat! Do you feel brave, Harry Potter? Do you feel safe now?<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Tom Riddle to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " If this is dying&#8230; it's not so bad.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Harry to himself</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Bed rest and perhaps a large, steaming mug of hot chocolate. I always find that cheers me up.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Dumbledore to the Weasleys</span>" ;
text[number++] = " First of all I want to thank you. You must have shown me great loyalty down in the Chamber. Nothing but that could have called Fawkes to you.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Dumbledore to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Listen to me Harry. You happen to have many qualities Salazar Slytherin prized in his hand-picked students. His own very rare gift, Parseltongue - resourcefulness - determination - a certain disregard for rules.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Dumbledore to Harry</span>" ;
text[number++] = " It's the least I could do, Dobby. Just promise never to try and save my life again.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Harry to Dobby</span>" ;
text[number++] = " Proud of me? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious.<br /><span class='author'>&#8230; Harry to Hermione</span>" ;
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